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Saturday, May 10, 2003
THAT'S a headline I wasn't expecting.

posted by Rachel 5/10/2003
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Yes. I think
that's about right.
"In database terms, men are hierarchical and women are relational, unless we decide we're temporarily hierarchical, but:

The database is made up of an infinite number of tables, with no fixed or defined keys. The keys can be changed on the fly, as needed. Each record and field in the table is of variable length and is constantly and dynamically changing. The purpose of the database is determine how you feel about us, to gauge how well you will or do take care of us, and want you want us to do (at any given moment) to create a response that will confirm or deny something specific you said, that cannot mean what you said, because you never say what you mean.

Any suggestions or inferences to standardize the tables or normalize the data are proof that you DO think we look fat in that outfit."
A year ago that wouldn't have made any sense to me. What abject frustration with a database can motivate you to learn.

posted by Rachel 5/10/2003
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Not quite but
real close.

posted by Rachel 5/10/2003
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