Tuesday, August 12, 2003
Yet another reason I love my Mac. People don't hardly ever write viruses for Macs.
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50 Things to Do before you die
courtesy of VodkaPundit.
Slum through Europe
Nope not yet.
Skydive solo without a static line
Possibly not ever.
Drink your age in Jell-O shots
I think that'd put me in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
Own a classic convertible
Total said convertible, walk away, and laugh
2 out of 3.
Buy a bottle of the real Absinthe
Been wanting to since High School but it would require smuggling or travel to Spain and hasn't happened yet.
Pilot an airplane
Not yet but someday.
Too young yet.
Walk the Golden Gate Bridge
Have sex in public without getting caught
Rather not thanks.
Do something regrettable in Vegas
I intend to, but it's not the wedding.
Fail completely at something big
Not yet (knock on wood.)
Succeed at something even bigger
I've had successes, but I think I'll have to fail first for this one.
Make a pass at a clergyman or woman
Have kids and love them to death
Change a stranger's flat tire
Yup. It always amazes me that other women get out on the road without the
slightest clue how to take care of themselves. Though I did have one friend
who got a license without knowing how to put gas in the car and that was a
Join an improv comedy troupe
Build a fort
Many many many times.
Ride in a hot air balloon
More than once.
Spend a day at a spa
Yes and I'll be doing it again Saturday.
Sneak into a movie
I wasn't ever that broke, and I've never felt the need for the thrill.
Have a drink thrown in your face
No but someday I hope to do the throwing.
Jump in a river/lake/ocean fully dressed
I've jumped into pools. Does that count?
Win over a hostile crowd
Individuals yes, crowds no.
Spend a summer as a Renaissance Fair geek
Got the clothes to prove it.
Drive from coast to coast
Next summer maybe.
Laugh because it hurts
Many many times.
Eat at a diner called "Mom's"
Look for buried treasure
All I ever found was junk, but I've looked.
Learn how to paint
In oil no less.
Comfort someone who is dying
Commit all seven deadly sins in one afternoon
Note to self...
Take ballroom dance lessons
No but I should, I have 3 left feet.
Smack Carson Daly with a brick
Oh I wish.
Buy a $500 bottle of wine
Drink a $500 bottle of wine
Roll down a hill of freshly-cut grass
One of the better things in life.
As an adult
Pilfer office supplies
Yes but not intentionally. I have subconscious pen kleptomania.
Get a pedicure
See a movie at a drive-in
Get a tattoo in the Philippines
50 over the posted limit
Yup. No it did not in any way contribute to totaling the Mustang.
Do something gentlemanly for a hooker
Not really applicable.
Eat all the green M&Ms
And all the other colors too.
Abuse your authority
Be subpoenaed by Congress
Try for four in one night after age 30
Still too young.
Sleep in until at least Tuesday
More than once, and I don't regret a thing.
Seems I'm well on my way.
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