Thing is, had any of the first three people managed to offer someone here tomorrow or the next day I'd have been mollified. Rather, they told us it was all our fault, there was nothing they could do, it would be at least another week (there are 5 local distributors that install and they are not that busy,) and hung up on us.
Dish Network is managed by David from The Office. (In fact we may have encountered his Bangalore doppelganger.) Dish Network sucks donkey nutsack. Dish Network (a company running SATELLITES) appears to be incompetent to run a functional e-commerce platform or customer support center in the year 2005. Dish Network has outsourced their customer service and it shows. Dish Network employees do not understand that it is the same number of minutes past the hour no matter what part of the world you are in. (Not kidding. This was a southern call center, not even across the dateline.)
They say happy customers tell their friends, unhappy customers tell EVERYONE. I may still end up with their service (We're still waiting on a call back from a supervisor.) but I sure as hell wouldn't invest my money in that company. Consider yourself warned.