"Chuck Norris doesn't read books; he stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them."
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
If you were a writer at the Onion wouldn't you be tempted to quit and become a hermit out of sheer heartbreak at humanity? The idiocy running rampant has made it so that no farce no satire is ridiculous or horrific enough that some jackass won't come along and do it for real one of these days. What the hell is wrong with people?