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Friday, September 09, 2005
Bugs Bunny would agree with

posted by Rachel 9/09/2005
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Now this is a
cool plant.

posted by Rachel 9/09/2005
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Nothin' but net.

posted by Rachel 9/09/2005
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Sometimes you gotta break the tension. A joke for you.

The Pope and the Limo
After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver noticed that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Eminence," said the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," said the Pope, "They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I can't let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protested the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," said the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver got in the back as the Pope climbed in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regretted his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floored it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleaded the worried driver, but the Pope kept the pedal to the metal until they heard sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moaned the driver.

The Pope pulled over and rolled down the window as the cop approached, but the cop took one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he said to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," said the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

Chief exclaimed..."All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked...."Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think itís God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"

Not my joke but I don't remember where I got it.

posted by Rachel 9/09/2005
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